Beer solves problems, redux

A tribute to my beer buddies:

I have spent at least ten years of my early life researching beer in many countries in the world.

I have drunk beer in the morning at the Oktoberfest in Munich.

I have sat for hours in a Paris cafe drinking beer after beer as the world walked by.

I have drunk beer with beautiful, funny women, and ugly, funny men.

I have solved all the world's problems, again and again.

I have drunk beer at bullfights, prize fights, and late nights in hundreds of bars across North America.

And I have come to just one conclusion:

Beer tastes better when it's cold.

--Michael Gates Gill